Fat Naked Man Doing Tai Chi on the Beach

By Jim Larsen

fat naked man doing tai chi on the beach

Fat Naked Man doing Tai Chi on the beach,
must you stand so close?

Sunshine
Blue sky
Waves so majestic
Beautiful beautiful day.
My heart doth expand,
My spirit doth soar.
Fat naked man,
from where did you appear?

Fat naked man doing Tai Chi on the beach,
you are a thief!
A thief of sight!
A thief of vision!
What did you do with my ocean?
Where did you take my sea?

Fat naked man, must you squat so?
Fat naked man- the crack of your ass holds no appeal to me!
There are five things I had hoped would never be seen by these, my eyes.
Thank you, Fat Naked Man,
Now I have seen four.

Fat naked man, stay out of the honky tonks,
Your Tai Chi has no power here.
Stay on your beach.
Stay in your world.
Fat Naked Man doing Tai Chi on the beach
Must you stand so close?