Somebody please get Lindsay Lohan a TV series, or a line fragrances to promote, or something! This poor girl is making way too many headlines lately for all the wrong reasons. She’s crashing cars, getting DUIs, fighting with her mother, and a whole long list of other things. She seriously needs something to focus on that will keep her too busy for these things. Then, maybe we the general public will have something positive to care about concerning this girl. She started off so promising. She was a cute kid who grew to be an attractive teenager, who grew to however you want to describe her as an adult. You can decide for yourself what you think of her now as you ponder why so little of the news we read about her has to do with her talent, and so much has to do with her problems. With that in mind, let’s do a past/present/future tarot card reading for her. Continue…

It is true, is not, that Americans have a need for celebrities to follow? These people don’t necessarily have to be noteworthy or talented in any way. They just need to be somebody who’s every move we can watch and talk endlessly about. Unlike Britain, America does not have a Royal Family to follow. So surrogate royalty is assigned via the media. Unlike Britain, however, when we get bored of one member of our royalty, we can always wait for the next.

Remember Paris Hilton? Whatever happened to her? Why isn’t she making headlines like she used to? Doesn’t anybody care what dress she wore or why she’s been arrested this time? And what about the Kardashians? Could it be that the whole Kardashian clan is one breath away from over exposure, and will likely fade away soon? That said, America is ready for its next royal celebrity to follow. It seems she has arrived in the form of Honey Boo Boo, the star of TLC network’s ratings gold mine, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” To celebrate her arrival on the Reality TV scene, let’s do a simple, 3 card past/present/future tarot card reading for her. Continue…